Whoever invented huggies needs to be beaten with a bag of oranges, tied to a table, while 7 babies wearing huggies hang over him while drinking a crapload of milk every hour. Then he can enjoy the water torture of 7 diapers simultaneously dumping urine all over him.

I just don't get it. Every time I put Charlie in pampers, I never get a drop on me. With huggies, not only do I get drops, I get a fountain. It's like the diaper isn't there. It shoots out like he's naked. Napkins would work better.

I'm coming for you huggies. And when I find you, I'm going to pee on you.

That is all. I'm now changing my shirt and going out to buy PAMPERS, BEOTCHES!