My Friends, as one might imagine, we've been getting lots of jokes about the Charlie Daniels Band, the guys who sang "The Devil Went Down to Georgia." Thankfully, Charlie's classmates will have grown up in a time when they've never heard of that bearded menace. So there will be less teasing to his face. And we were aware of the repercussions of our actions in naming him such.

Although I appreciate a good joke as much as the next guy, I'm hereby declaring an armistice on Charlie Daniels Band jokes as of Midnight Friday. Please use this thread in the interim to get all your Charlie Daniels Band jokes out of your systems.