Ladies and Gentlemen, say hello to Cletus McFetus, my spawn. He's small and creepy in this picture, but I hope someday he grows into a strapping young man. Now mind you, we still don't know what the sex of our offspring is going to be (we find out in two weeks.) However, my spidey sense says its a Dude.

We've taken to calling it Cletus. It has a nice ring to it. So far everything has gone smoothly. Heather gets a little gaggy if she doesn't eat, but she's only actually barfed like 3 times, so Yay Cletus!