Today is the due date. If he has the impeccable timing to show up today, I will be shocked. I've never been great at getting places on time, I can't imagine my offspring being able to either. We have a morning meeting with the OB to plan for Monday at 6am. I'll twitter the whole thing hour by hour if Heather doesn't try to kill me for attempting to do so.

In the interim, here's some classic cosby on the subject.