We've given up. We now accept the fact that our child will not come out unless he is forced out. June 26th is his due date. June 30th is when we evict him if he won't come out. Some people have emailed me and asked if there is anything else we need. We've definitely been covered. Between the showers, the packages, the everything everyone has been so generous with, we are totally setup.

However, there are items that Heather won't allow me to purchase, but that I feel our baby desperately needs. So if you really want to help out my baby, you can buy him this, or this, or my personal favorite, this.

My future comedian thanks you. 56 W. 3rd Ave, 80223.